Friday, November 05, 2004

Charity Case

We as brokers are taught by our higher ups to be creative, and "think outside the box" in relation to obtaining more clients and business. Keeping this in mind I have stolen a page from the kids selling candy on the trains:
"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. I am not here selling real estate for no basketball team. I am selling real estate to put a little money in my pocket and to keep me off the streets. Today for sale I have studios, lofts in Tribeca, classic 6's on the Upper East Side, and 2 bedrooms in Murray hill. Please contribute generously and prevent this broker from being homeless. Thank you, god bless and have a safe trip...."